A Rose by Any Other Name by Amy Krouse Rosenthal

A Rose by Any Other Name

In Spain it's called a pedo

In Hungary you'd pass a fing

In Dutch you'd say en wind laten

When your bottom sings

In Japan it's called he onara

In Germany you'd pass der pup

In Italian you'd say peto

When that small sound erupts

In Russia it's called perdun

In Hindu you'd pass a pud

In Polish you'd say pierdzenic

For both loud or quiet duds

No matter where you come from

Or what language that you speak

It's really really funny

to hear a tushy squeak.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal from The Wonder Book