Maternal Bureau of Investigation by Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Maternal Bureau of Investigation

If you're gonna sneak a cookie
Don't act like some young rookie
Wipe up your trail of crumbs
Lick the chocolate from your thumbs
Practice "nope, not me" faces
Just to cover all your bases
See, you never know which mother
Is working undercover
'Til the moment she yells
Drop the cookie please!

-Amy Krouse Rosenthal from The Wonder Book